We are proud to welcome Dr. Sanjay
Patel, formerly of ElectroChakra Therapy, of Mumbai, India.
“I think Dr. Patel will take us
exciting, new directions,” said Dr. Richard Rosol, founder and CEO
of TattooMedics, Inc, (NYSE: TMI) in Providence, Rhode Island.
Dr. Patel is a pioneer in the
relatively new field of Complementary and Alternative Tattoo Subtraction (CATS). In his innovative method, he bends and “short-circuits” the
body's natural energy fields to remove tattoos quickly, painlessly,
holistically, and from completely within.
“Some form of this has been in use
for over 6,255 years, though I'll admit not exactly applied to
tattoos,” conceded Dr. Patel in a recent press conference given on
the tarmac of T. F. Green Airport, on his arrival from India. “Back in my country I
saw some very impressive results removing moles and freckles using
The Chakratic Method.”
“So why not tattoos? I thought,” added
Patel with a laugh.
This “technology,” as Patel puts it
while directing a wry wink at his Western medical colleague, is not without limitations. For example, chakras are
unpredictable and oft-times squirrelly, making his treatment
difficult to focus on just one tattoo. Dr. Patel is quick to frame
this as an asset, stressing that The Chakratic Method is perfect for
people who want to remove all their tattoos at once—along with their moles, freckles, and even dental cavities.
"My therapy is so powerful," boasted Dr. Patel, "Henna
tattoos usually go away themselves in the three weeks it takes to get
an appointment with me."
When asked where the tattoos go, Dr. Patel explained, "I have no idea."
“Some might think this unorthodox
approach is a bit at odds with TattooMedics' well-known
evidence-based practices,” Rosol was quick to assert. “That's
why Dr. Patel will head our new, wholly-owned subsidiary,
TattooVedics."
Seven new TattooVedics locations are
planned to launch in 2016.
“We will probably stop at seven,”
chuckled Patel.
Sorry - Normally you'd get me on April Fools - but not this time. Milton
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